Congratulations to you, your wife and a Hi to the new born.
Right, now you have to sit your wife down and explain.
As a wife and a mother, and after all the hard work you put in/forum/smilies/wink_smiley.gif, its time you got out with the Rods for a few days.
The baby will be in good hands, and she will be able to cope whilst you are away.
Remember as soon as you have said your bit, DUCK