Have you ever played practical jokes

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Fred Bonney

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....seeing double,thats what porn mags do for you.......apparently.
 
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Gary Knowles

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thatsthats absoluteabsolute rubbishrubbish matemate

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Neil Wayte

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At a BCSG fishin a few years ago all the lads wound their rods in to go to the pub for a pint and something to eat.One dispicable individual stayed behind on the pretext of getting a change of clothes.All the lads returned after something to eat in darkness.They all duely cast out and went to bed.In the morning they wound in to change their hook baits only to find different boilies on the hairs from the ones they had been using.Some had been using small 12mm baits but when they wound in the was a great big 22mm on the hair.Highly amusing.
 
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Curly

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It wasn't a practical joke but it had me in stitches.

Me and my Mate were fishing a couple of weeks ago, when my swim went dead, I went to where my mate was fishing to see how he was doing.

He had been fishing two rods, one float and one feeder. When I was speaking to him he reeled in his feeder rod and hooked it up to the eye and placed it in the same rod rest as his float rod, which he was fishing with.

His float sailed away out of sight, and to my joy, he struck his feeder rod, I nearly fell in the pool laughing. In the meantime his float rod was in the process of being dragged in, by what turned out to be a 3lb Tench. He managed to grab the rod just in the nick of time. He was swearing and cursing at me to help him, but I was useless, I was just rolling on the floor laughing. What made it funnier was, you know that little glance at the rod tip when you strike? He even done that.

It's just the stupid things that tickle me, and that was pretty stupid, words can't do it justice.
 
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