Toilet Theft

[steve2]

We all talk about fish being stolen from fisheries but this is a new one on me. One of my clubs as had 2 of its portable toilets stolen.

 

[103841]

That’s taking the ........

 

[peter crabtree]

That’s taking the ........

Bog standard reply...

 

[barbelboi]

No sh1t......................

 

[flightliner]

Three the same would make it a flush!

 

[bracket]

Three the same would make it a flush!

And if you were took short that would make it a running flush. Pete

 

[markcw]

When the $hit hits the fan. Have you done a membership count in case anyone was sat on one at the time, ? :wh

 

[Molehill]

Club can claim on their insurance, but don't forget to add the value of the contents.

 

[103841]

A spokesman for the local constabulary has just given a press statement and tells us of an organised gang at work and every available officer will not stop searching for these criminals until they have been flushed out.

 

[markcw]

A spokesman for the local constabulary has just given a press statement and tells us of an organised gang at work and every available officer will not stop searching for these criminals until they have been flushed out.

And at the moment until the toilets are found..... they have nothing to go on mg:

 

[mikench]

If the culprits had been caught in the act it would have been like the Portaloo Massacre!

 

[103841]

A local man, Jimmy Durt, arrested earlier today and released a short while ago told reporters camped outside the police station that accusations levelled against him were a “tissue of lies”