The Kiss

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Do you kiss your fish before you release them?
Just watched those celebrity anglers on TV kissing fish before they release them, am I missing out on something?
Surprised that some tackle company hasn’t out kiss proof lipstick for anglers.
 

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I think it’s a bit forward without having taking one out to dinner first.
 

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I thought of several responses and analogies but decided against any of them. I do not.
 

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Bet the odd one or two get some earache from wives, boyfriends and girlfriends when they get home knowing they've been cheating on them !
 

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It was Aussie Rex Hunt who started the fad of kissing fish. I think it’s an affectation and anyone who does it is a prat!
 

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There was an angler a little while ago who nearly choked to death when a dover sole he kissed jumped down his throat.

Some of those big mouthed angling "celebs" need to be careful when they kiss those big carp.:wh
 

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I’ve kissed a few ‘Ruffe’ slappers in the past when I was in Bugis Street..

But I draw the line at kissing ‘Roaches’.

Keith
 
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Resisted that urge so far.
But if I ever do catch a twenty pound plus carp, who knows.
Catching one of them is getting to be a bit of an obsession with me.
 

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Resisted that urge so far.
But if I ever do catch a twenty pound plus carp, who knows.
Catching one of them is getting to be a bit of an obsession with me.

You must be fishing the wrong lakes they are not that difficult to catch round here.
Even had them on the pole when fishing for what ever comes along.
 

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Nope never kissed a fish, snogged some ugly women in my younger days mind you. Something to do with booze and other things.
 

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Never gone to bed with an ugly woman in my life,
Woke up with a few though.
 
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