Deeply Dipply? Speci, if you are going to ridicule a man, try to get it right, otherwise it looks like you are Deeply Dippy to others.
No Lord Paul, I have never played (Axe) Guitar, I have had one buried in my head though whilst out fishing by a rather unpleasant "Traveller", but that might make me "interesting" so we will not talk about it. Looking at your photo Lord Paul, have you ever been "Really,Really Drunk at the time?"