School Reports

[GrahamM]

Come on, let's hear some school report howlers. Anybody got any? Or tell us some you would have given to yourself had you been the teacher.

I'll give a copy of the book 'Angling Days' by Jack Bevan to the best two 'reports'.

Last entry by 15th December (and then whoever wins will get the book in time for Christmas).

[Carp Angler]

A teachers comment on my Technical Drawing project said
"Was this drawn with a muddy shovel?"
Slightly deflating to say the least....

[vince battams]

my last report said no effort was made,no enthusiam was shown,no chance of doing anything of any recognition in his future.
i am now 37 and you know what they were right god do i feel like **** now

[Goose Ganderton]

My history/career teacher wrote on my last report that I should look for a career in either fishing or politics as he spends so much time just sitting around doing nothing just staring out the window. Didn't she stop to think that her lessons where so bloody boring.

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

School reports ??? Its that long ago since I was at school I cant remember what was on them !!

[GrahamM]

Apoplogies for being late announcing a winner. But the good news is that I have four copies for prizes, four entries received, so you're all winners!

Please let me have your addresses and I'll post a copy to each of you.

[Carp Angler]

Hoorah,
at last, being **** at school has finally rewarded me...........

[GrahamM]

And me, all that time I had off to go fishing.

[Goose Ganderton]

Thank you Graham thats the first time I have ever won a prize. How about chucking in a FishingMagic hat & T-shirt in XL so I can do my bit to promote the site. Happy new year.

[vince battams]

greyham menee thanx as it got a lot of picktures in the book as mi reading is terrorabul.
menee thanx happea new yir

vince