Caption Competition

[Graham Marsden]

I thought it was about time we had another Caption Competition. Just a fun one really, but I'll give a copy of John Wilson's book, 'John Wilson's 1001 Top Angling Tips' to the winner.

The winner, as usual in our Caption Competitions, will be the one who comes up with the wittiest caption for the photograph. That's the photograph below in this instance. Captions should be in replies to this thread. Have as many goes as you like, there is no limit.

I'll narrow the entries down to the best four (in my view) on the closing date and then make a poll for you to vote for the caption you think is the best of the lot. The poll will run for 5 days. And yes, you can vote for your own caption if you genuinely think it's the best, or even if you think it's the worst! It's only a bit of fun and we should end up with a clear winner. If not I'll pick a winner from the ones with the most votes.

The closing date for captions is midnight Sunday, 1st November 2009.

Don't forget, you can have as many goes as you like - but keep it reasonably clean as this is not Bait Box!

Write a witty caption for the photograph above.

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

Graham attempts to divert attention away from his new 'Simon Cowell Haircut'

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Zair vil be no sitting vile fishing on ze river

 

[peter crabtree]

Up in the water float methods are useless on this river.or

speckledy deutsch anyone?

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

No fishing if you have an extremely round head like Paul Howarth

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Zair vil be no jizzin in ze river

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

1) When I were a lad, a bloke could use his commode anywhere 'e liked.

2) No playing Deal Or No Deal whilst fishing.

3) Graham was disappointed to see he was banned from taking his wallet to the bankside.

4) Oiiiii Her General NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETqncRvQHWk"]YouTube - Angry Frank - Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse - BBC comedy[/ame]

5) Wincey Willis is lookin' ruff these days.

6) Tree huggers set to petition Brussels to end the closed season on anglers.

 

[Stealph Viper]

No double handed Masterbation allowed Im gesamten Hafengebiet "in the whole harbour area"


Entfernen Sie bitte Ihren Finger von meinem Hintern

 

[CAT]

"Now do i not like that!"

 

[Stealph Viper]

Man in sign, dyes his head white to hide his fame.

 

[slime monster]

No stick men

 

[wyn11]

Donot forget your chair because you cannot sit on your box

 

[Morespiders]

Can't get my finger up his bottom.

 

[Jeff Woodhouse]

Having taken a 15 kilometre detour whilst on his usual early morning jog, Marsden realises that the spot that was recommended by Mr Hickler, the river boat's captain, is actually a no fishing zone.

 

[Fred Bonney]

Graham putting on a German accent

If I was in charge this would not be permitted!


(The photograph with his right hand inside his jacket was withdrawn because of it's conotations, but will be used for BNP publicity)

 

[peter crabtree]

"look at this sign everybody"(subtely diverting attention from the large cow pat on the grass,the result of too much sauer kraut,bier and wurst the night before)

 

[Steve Spiller]

"No loop or fixed rigs allowed! This is what happens!"

Sorry, couldn't resist it.......:wh

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Spiders conversion chart....
Im gesamten hafengebiet......translates to...
I'm gestamating half and a bit.
So 10lb turns into 16lb......

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Graham learns new Euro bailiffing skills.....

"Don't give me no cr*p sunny Jim, you've seen the sign, don't make me pull my shooter! Do you feel lucky??? Go ahead punk, make my day!!!"

 

[Peter Jacobs]

Graham says:

That Corker Porta-Loo is now available in Germany too!

Just as well you can't fish here, he'd never catch with that rig!

I don't think that new Preston Box will sell at all!

 

[Grumpy Git @]

"Typical Spiders, sends me all this way and .......................... I knew it was too good to be true"!

 

[Shine]

No Fishing Herr

 

[Mr Cholmondeley-Corker (PaSC)]

With his very flat head, Graham assumes that the 'no round headed anglers' sign does not apply to him.

 

[J K]

As if No Fishing wasn't bad enough BUT No Commodes!

Does this mean I can't use my Whip?

OK so if I stand up can I fish?