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    Right lads, he's had a go at us, so here's a thread where you can get your own back. Anything you want to say about him here's the place to do it. If he tries to come back with any smart replies I'll delete them. I'll start the ball rolling with:

    'No wonder he catches the occasional fish, he only works one day a week, he's got his Gaffer working miracles for him, and his missus rolls his bait.'

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    I could take up several pages with this. Where do I start?

    Larford? Slags me for sleeping in the car when he's in a bivvy and I'm under an ordinary umbrella and an African style monsoon is going on. Then fails to mention my 20 tench, 7 carp and 2lb7oz perch - just his one carp cos it was (he says and you know how he fibs) 10lb plus.

    Then there's Boris. I catch barbel every time on the Teme, he blanks. So he invents this Boris story to deflect the flack.

    Then, just when you have swim going along nicely, SPLASH, Sedge tries to see if the good lord has granted him floating feet yet. Maybe he has, but the rest of him still sinks and ruins your swim.

    I'll stop now and let Brummie Williams take over for a bit.

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    Paul Williams Guest

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    I have already contacted my solicitor just in case i am mentioned in part2 !!! i'll sue im for everthing he's got !! those dog collars will make nice big glow in the dark bobbin indicators. Another idea of mine is to hire a coach and all of us visit one of his sermons...armed with a big bag of rotten fruit and eggs......mind you he'd twist that and say we showered him with gifts to show our affection!!!

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    Carp Angler Guest

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    The red trousers.

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    Paul Williams Guest

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    Oh yeah, i forgot his bright red fishing trousers, Hahahahahahahahahaha, Graham this is the best thread yet, keep im out!!!

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    Stewart Bloor Guest

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    Graham, is swearing still banned? What about physical violence?
    As this is the season of goodwill, I'm prepared to let this all pass by.
    By the way, bet you wouldn't laugh at Jan Porter in his red trousers...OK, so I was wearing my santa outfit at the time...

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    Paul Williams Guest

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    GRAHAM !!!!! I feel so let down!! you let im in!! he must have had some dark secret of yours to black mail you with! or he bribed you with ale!!

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    Stewart Bloor Guest

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    Brummie, it was quite easy. I threatened him with the WLF - The Wallet Liberation Front. That soon saw him off....

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    Carp Angler Guest

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    The best way to deal with Sedge is to wait until he is inside his Brotel and can't see you, then sneak up to his rod and start to pull line quickly off the baitrunner.
    Stumble, trip, stagger......hee hee hee

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    Stewart Bloor Guest

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    Thanks for reminding me Rik, I forgot all about that...revenge is mine saith Sedge...

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