Caption Competition No. 6

[Peck Neville]

ok wendy you caught me fair and square but DO YOU HAVE to stick your index finger up my arse.?

 

[John McLaren]

Wendy, that's not the way to smoke a fish!

 

[John McLaren]

Yes you are gorgeous and stunning but I'm just not into kissing men with whiskers.

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

Come on now Wendy, it's your turn I put one of your little red balls in my mouth....

 

[ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)]

Wendy ---When Grahan said "play it "he didnt mean like a saxaphone.............

 

[Gary Knowles]

God says to Eve (Wendy) "whatever you do don't put it back or we'll never get the smell out of the fish"

 

[Brian Lewis]

Well what can I feel here, big boy?

 

[Brian Lewis]

Where do I get those little clothes for this Barbie?

 

[Brian Lewis]

Bloody hell, I've caught the only cross eyed barbel in the river!

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

Wendy couldn't find a frog so the fish joined in Bum bum bum byeeaa bum bum bum bayeeaa _ _ _ _ _ _ (don't know the words to the frog song)

 

[darryl rogers]

give us a kiss but watch the whiskers and no tonges,well just a little one then

 

[Geoff Cowen]

It's so big and long I must kiss it - hang on it smells of fish!

 

[Kevan Farmer]

"Ee Graham, you are a handsome bugger"

 

[chub angler]

"Oo, you are awfull; but I like you".

 

[chub angler]

" If I kiss him again will he turn back into Graham"?

 

[Stormin' Norman]

by heck! it's so strong and all muscle! I can hardly get my fingers round it!

 

[Frank Curtis]

"If you want to know where my friends are Wendy I want more than a kiss."

 

[William Spencer]

ee graham,what would they say if they knew the truth.you drag me out here,catch a barbel and insist we make a caption comp

 

[Mickey Caffin]

Sorry mate,dont have a razor.
I nick me old man's

 

[William Spencer]

when the doc said exercise with a barbel i don't think he had this one in mind.