"Oh darling, that was wonderful," she coos, fluttering her eyelashes at you. "You don't really want to go fishing tomorrow do you?"
Mine can't wait to get rid of me! "Why don't you do a 24hr session", she says! "When you come back I'll have a nice surprise waiting for you" - yeah a surprise all right, a list of three jobs she wanted doing around the house! - Now what's the phone number of that Dudley girl again - 01902 ****** ha ha ha ha