Fishrite Caption Competition

[Colin North, the one and only]

Women, don't you just love 'em.... The Missus asked what I wanted for me birthday, and I said a new Optonic... this is what I got!!!

 

[Colin North, the one and only]

Me mate reckons the fish are just over the second bar.....trouble is I can't get past the first....

 

[Ian Whittaker]

Thieves broke into a Liverpool pub and stole everything except this guy ,that bottle of scotch and the little table.Relocating the pub to the nearby waterside was complete in under an hour!Punters are asked to bring their own glass!

 

[Diane Margaret Mitchell]

Who needs a home when I have a tent and an optic full of whiskey

 

[julie finch]

and who said coming fishing was about catching fish all the comforts of home without her indoors bliss

 

[julie finch]

now i know why he asked me for the bivvy table

 

[Merv Harrison]

"I go fishing to relax, here's 40% proof"

 

[John Corroyer]

The new bivvy table was just what I needed to keep my spirits up

 

[Andrew Hindley]

Schools Out,Teachers Rest!

 

[Merv Harrison]

"Credit where its due, I don't play it down
that I'm a coarse fisherman"

 

[marcel flateau]

half a bottle left and not a rod in sight.

 

[Paul Neate]

Best bait dip I've ever tried!

 

[marcel flateau]

i get my fish pissed first that way there easier to catch ha ha

 

[marcel flateau]

the best way not to get caught by the old woman is to go fishing with my mate Jack Daniels.

 

[marcel flateau]

early morning fishing is the best way to start your day,you fish with boilies,i fish with the golden juice,the tastier way to end my day.

 

[marcel flateau]

I like to flavour my fish first before eating.

 

[marcel flateau]

drowning in whisky is safer than drowning yourself in the lake

 

[marcel flateau]

ironically you don't need a licence to drink but you do to fish

 

[Merv Harrison]

"It's my new 'shot' dispenser".

 

[Merv Harrison]

"Method fishing, more like Method in my
Madness fishing"