Fishrite Caption Competition

[Ian Lowe]

Is that shot lead free sir?

 

[Ian Lowe]

How does this Opt'on'ic bite alarm work then?

 

[Wolfman Woody]

I shed I was shtaying til Wednesday, but the bailiff shed he was already Thursty so we had yet another!

 

[Wolfman Woody]

Well, I didn't come here for the dancing!

 

[Bob Such]

Sod the flavours, get them drunk and they will take anything

 

[Bob Such]

newest rig on the market, the optic rig, once tried they rollover and bite at anything

 

[Barry Whybrow]

When you said glug I thought this was what you meant!

 

[Barry Whybrow]

That's the gear set up now lets start fishing

 

[mike beattie]

The Fishrite pod is good..but this it's best mate, the whiskey pod.

 

[ian jay]

The Fishrite saleman said it would help me with my doubles. He was right!

 

[Mike Heylin]

I thought he said, "Don't forget the optics!"

 

[sue turner]

Well the fish have plenty to drink all day!!

 

[Alan Turner]

Anything for the weekend sir.

 

[sue turner]

my best catch of the day is this one with twentysix GILL`S.

 

[Gary Powell]

since i bought this new bivvy accessory i have been the most popular bloke on the lake

 

[David Crouch]

i cccarnt seeee wotsss up whith the opptonc????

 

[Alan Turner]

Nash Whisky, naah! give em da real McCoy, Hic!

 

[Alan Turner]

They say that fishing and drinking don't mix, so i will just drink it neat then.

 

[Bob Clayton]

You mean that this is not how you make whisky flavoured boilies!

 

[Pete Haskell]

Man arrested today at the Evesham Open. He is accused of trying to sell so called "clean" urine samples in a bid to beat the newly adopted random testing.