Fishrite Caption Competition

[aid watkins]

I`m a Fisherman and I`m ok, been up all night and drunk all day, the wife kicked me out yesterday, she sold my rods on flippin` e-bay!!!!!!

 

[allan purnell]

Drinking Australian whisky requires a special skill.You have to lay on your back under your bait tray with your mouth wide open and act like a 20lb carp !

 

[keith craw]

The fishing ish pretty good, but the whishkey ish even nysher, fanshy a dram or free!

 

[Pete Haskell]

The Invisable Man and his mate having a drink together.

 

[Pete Haskell]

I bet you won't drink me under that table.

 

[Pete Haskell]

There I was, having a quiet drink in the middle of a field, when this f***ing big Basking Shark came up behind me!

 

[Rodney Wrestt]

I told your Grandad in 1936, I'll tell you now. When t'was the Roxy, I paid my jamjar to get in, I aint leavin' till I get me monies worth.

 

[Bill Biggar]

I got a bit confused when you said "don't forget your optronics", still never mind eh?

 

[glen husey]

I thought this was gonna be a drinking competition not a bloody fishing match
!!!

 

[Neill Webb]

this new boilie dip is the best ever, Hic!

 

[Mark schoultz]

I thought red bull gives you wings not makes you disapear, well i will drink to that.Any excuse will do.

 

[Merv Harrison]

"What a session, several doubles, all on my
optic indicator"

 

[Corinne Scragg]

Mine's a double - er eh I can't quite see that bite indicator

 

[Murray Rogers]

He had just learnt a good lesson.
Never tuck yer pants into the top of your boots after 1/2 bottle of whiskey.

Cos that last fart clean blew me boot apart!

 

[Carl Turner]

red bull gives you wings and whisky makes you dress like whayne sleep

 

[Carl Turner]

if you keep drinking whisky,It willl put hair on your cheasts yes the pair of um.

 

[Carl Turner]

nearly home from home all you need is that park bench and that will final it!

 

[Carl Turner]

When the lads said lets have a few days session didn't you think that they were on about fishing!

 

[Carl Turner]

just been admiring that that golden brown double in your hands

 

[Carl Turner]

well they say whisky makes you frisky. No wander that theres no one around!