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    Default Ow do

    Ow do......
    The older I gets....the heavier it was .... Old farts rule OK

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    Welcome back to FM BC

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    An ex-forensics expert who was injured in an accident, and now is paralyzed, Lincoln Rhyme (Denzel Washington) and a patrol cop, Amelia Donaghy (Angelina Jolie), team up to solve a string of murders all connected to a serial killer by his signature: a single shard of bone is removed from each of the victims. Rhyme is bed-ridden, but communicates with Amelia via phone as she examines the various crime scenes and collects evidence and reports back to him. Lincoln is completely oblivious to Amelia's extraordinary good looks - they operate on a purely professional level, and Lincoln's almost morbid fascination in her is based on her professionalism and 'knack' for crime solving.

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    It was sh*t.
    You're born, you take sh*t. You get out in the world, you take more sh*t. You climb a little higher, you take less sh*t. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what sh*t even looks like. It's just a shame I'm still on the first rung!

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    He's back!! Bone Collector...all the old nags around the Hyde Glue Works will be sh8t8ing themselves......and the horses will be a little worried too.

    Awfully good to have you back old boy
    He is every other inch a gentleman.

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    Salutations Paul and the rest.

    I have been a good boy of late so now I'm allowed out on day release, but these ankle tags are a bit of a pain and often get trapped in the red flannel full combinations.

    Things have changed greatly, all the old watering holes have closed down so I'm off to find if Betty's afternoon tea dances is still operating.

    Will let you know.

    BC.
    The older I gets....the heavier it was .... Old farts rule OK

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    Just so you know we're watching .............. always watching.


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    Welcome back BC.
    Last edited by Bluenose; 28-05-2010 at 17:16.

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    Welcome back old lad see you soon
    Fancy a pint?

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    Owe do

    There's.......

    white ones
    yellow ones
    brown ones
    black ones
    iddy biddy sticky ones

    long ones
    short ones
    and long thin slippy ones

    hard ones
    soft ones
    and slip one down your trouser ones

    There's

    drippy ones
    ploppy ones
    and very smelly sloppy ones

    there's

    small ones
    big ones
    and big fat rectum ripping ones

    there's all types of ones


    But everyone is baking one.


    The Turd Collector
    PaSC Junior Development Officer ><((((°>

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    Had my asteroids checked out last week Corky....




    ....everything in working order
    The older I gets....the heavier it was .... Old farts rule OK

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