Slightly off topic here, but I fink I?ve caught something off Kev Perkins. So I fink this would be the best place to put this topic instead of starting another fred.
It is in the news today that for the first time in History, a human being has beaten a horse in a 22-mile race in its 25-year-old history in mid Wales.
Would you want to be ?saddled? with this title? Especially if the prize money was ?25,000?
Fink how many carrots that could buy. He could have a really good healthy stable diet for the rest of his life.
This is no joke but the man?s name is a Mr. Lobb from Bedford who was the first to cross the finishing line, foaming at the mouth, nostrils flaring, and eyes bulging. He is not connected to the Old Lobb stories of yester year in any way.
The late Screaming Lord Sutch of the Right Raving Loony Party was the official starter of this race just before his death in 1999, but luckily for everyone, former Madam, Cynthia Payne performed the official ceremony just before the start of the race, whipping up support for this right regal event. But Neigh my friends let?s not get too Polly Tickle about it.
I don?t want a cure for this sudden affliction I have got, I want to be injected with more of it, it?s the only fing that stops me from going completely mad you know.