Lots of experienced anglers on here also to tap on such as The Monk (above) who's spent years in the specialist angling world. We're not nasty or bad tempered either - are we Merv, Ed, Ron, Jason, et al?
And failing all else you might even tap into Ron Clay's enormous knowledge. Most of useless, mind you, since it only applies if you're living in South Africa.
Oh no, I'll wake the old man out of his coffin.