Sedge, I am very, very upset !! - for the last 20+ years I thought that I was a carp angler, but now, thanks to your article, I realise that I am not !! Maybe I should shave off the beard and moustache, and have a hair-cut ( although I don't really want to lose the pony tail ) - and then, for good measure, next time my nephew calls me to see about going fishing, tell him to p*** off.
Will that do it ??
Jonty