Oh dear Sedge, what have you done? If you are strapped for cash you could ask him upstairs if you could come back and officiate at your own funeral......
Nah...they'll never find me...carpers don't have a very good sense of direction due to the vast amounts of dope and alchohol consumed...in fact there are probably hundreds of them right now searching for me in the north of England...Sedgley..Sedgfield..Bloor..Blair....veryconfusing you see....
