pack it in you can't go round on here being deliberately sensible, you're lowering the tone of the whole place, people will become suspicious that you are actually sensible.
as far as the bloke that posted that first bit goes he makes me very suspicious, he's either going off orgasmically about something with no qualifying comments, or he's ranting about how bad some thing is with equaly few qualifying comments.
good old spam or spiced up with paprika [cubed and left overnight], or pepperami, DONT waist your hard earned cash on boillies [they are just not worth it], or use artificial baits, maize,sweetcorn , casters,maggots, tight lines....chalky.