Stuart Dennis
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There is a knob called Roto
Who is so fu**ing droll
He ponce?s off ther social
And ponce?s off the dole
He fishes with the rest of us
Trying hard to just fit in
He uses shitty rods and reels
That he should throw in the bin
He casts to the horizon
But it really ain?t that far
Wol thinks he is a tossa
Drivng in his 2-bit car
He tells lies that are amazing
And un-truths that don?t stack up
He sits there boring us to tears
When he really should shut up
He fishes in the strangest places
In fact he?s crap indeed
He thinks he?s got a big-un on
When all it is weed
He wants to come to France with us
But we know he?ll be a mare
He tries to get right up our arse
But we don?t f**king care
He shadows us around all day
Playing tricks that just don?t work
He?s such a fu**ing boring c**t
He?s such a fu**ing jerk
He?ll get you smelling his new bait
And you?ll see he?s really thick
You?ll view his super human rigs
That demonstrate he is a prick
He?ll bore the socks and pants off you
Telling lies that are too steep
He?ll tell you his life story
And you?ll soon go off to sleep
He?s such a fu**ing boring twat
He?s such a fu**ing div
You?ll wonder what you?re doing there
And?
You?ll lose the will to live!
Who is so fu**ing droll
He ponce?s off ther social
And ponce?s off the dole
He fishes with the rest of us
Trying hard to just fit in
He uses shitty rods and reels
That he should throw in the bin
He casts to the horizon
But it really ain?t that far
Wol thinks he is a tossa
Drivng in his 2-bit car
He tells lies that are amazing
And un-truths that don?t stack up
He sits there boring us to tears
When he really should shut up
He fishes in the strangest places
In fact he?s crap indeed
He thinks he?s got a big-un on
When all it is weed
He wants to come to France with us
But we know he?ll be a mare
He tries to get right up our arse
But we don?t f**king care
He shadows us around all day
Playing tricks that just don?t work
He?s such a fu**ing boring c**t
He?s such a fu**ing jerk
He?ll get you smelling his new bait
And you?ll see he?s really thick
You?ll view his super human rigs
That demonstrate he is a prick
He?ll bore the socks and pants off you
Telling lies that are too steep
He?ll tell you his life story
And you?ll soon go off to sleep
He?s such a fu**ing boring twat
He?s such a fu**ing div
You?ll wonder what you?re doing there
And?
You?ll lose the will to live!