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This is the last time I ever do anything like this EVER !:mad:

First the maths.....

There are 16 boats and 34 definates. 16 boats x 2 in a boat =32 so that means there are 2 people without a boat HOWEVER Blenheim allows 3 in a boat so I can fit everybody in that wants to go provided 2 boat skippers volunteer to take 1 extra person each.

[14 x 2] [28] + [2 x 3] [6] = 28 +6 = 34 . Job done.:wh

Its tight but frankly the squad is settled and I'd rather do this than tell someone they cant go...even if they are " a lazy lard arse" [their words] called Gaunt and thus jeopardise the apres tench barbeque. :eek:

So...

1.Is anyone looking for an honourable way out ? If so I'll refund the cost.

2.I need two boats willing to take squeeze a 3rd person in each ie Wol or Andy Nellist.

Help !:confused:

Skippy

And no smart arse one liners please. I'm trying to get everyone in and to put the lid on this once and for all !
 
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Me and Slime will take either of them, dont be dissapointed though if you dont have a bbq on the Saturday night, we may drown the astard
 
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Skippy,

If no one wishes to drop out we'll happily take either Wol or Andy onboard. One issue however we're both smokers.

Rog
 
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Gentlemen...I am obliged to you all. Job done and tis a good un.

Wol and Andy will crew with Rog and Long John Spiders respectively.

And that is that until nearer the time. I will post the final crew list at the weekend.

After all this it had better bloody well fish !
 
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Respectively, does that mean wev'e got Nellist? Me and Slime will see if he sinks, just hope he doesnt bore us to death talking about fishing and divorce.
Hey Nellist, dont bring that four gallon bucket of maggots again, or we will have to tow it behind the boat.

PS we can also have a chat about accepting my record perch, and tench
 
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Why not have two fish from the boathouse?, i know your not supposed to and all that palava, but it is one of the best areas of the lake and i can't ever remember anyone coming down to say 'NOT'.

It's gotta be better than sharing a punt with either of them two surely!!!
 
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It's been a while, not a new PC though, just took a wrong turn whilst surfing!!!!!!!, this site is far to difficult to navigate one's self to anywhere intended, nice to pop in though and have a quick nose around.
 
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Murray Rogers said:
it is one of the best areas of the lake
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Spill the beans Murry, I rowed around the lake like a friggin looney last time looking for fish on me Garmin and now you're telling us the boathouse is the best area :mad:;):D

Can we have Nellist this time please? Is he bringing his leccy motor again?:)
 
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Ear defenders will be available on request! I once spent a night with Andy (!) - on yet another Steve Spiller No-Fish In. By 'eck, Nellist cant half talk! Ask him how many claims the Record Committee have had to sit through for Crucian Carp -some well into double figures! Sit back and listen, you might get the occassional word in!

Damn good angler though - if anyone can find the fish at Blenheim, it'll be him.

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Neil Maidment said:
Ear defenders will be available on request! I once spent a night with Andy (!) - on yet another Steve Spiller No-Fish In. By 'eck, Nellist cant half talk! Ask him how many claims the Record Committee have had to sit through for Crucian Carp -some well into double figures! Sit back and listen, you might get the occassional word in!

Damn good angler though - if anyone can find the fish at Blenheim, it'll be him.

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Hahaha I remember that one Neil, shame I had to leave you both to it ;)

Damn good angler though - if anyone can find the fish at Blenheim, it'll be him.

He spent most of the day snoring last time, ask Fred :D

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o304/wendi_oz/Justnapping.jpg
 
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I'll call the shots on who iza fishing wiv fanx. :D


All the big Perch are up the arm opposite the boat house.


Anyone mention's DNA on the day and they are dead.
 
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I have to say I enjoyed Andy's company no need for ear defenders, didn't help me catch any fish though, so he owes me!!!

Just remembered, Andy had a battery and an engine when we shared last year.
As there will be no room in that boat, first bagsy!!:D
 
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Ah the Wally, hows it hanging fella? want to know how Cheshams fishing?
How do you get the smillies then?

---------- Post added at 08:28 ---------- Previous post was at 08:26 ----------

Soil the bed did we

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06.53 soil the bed did we ?
 
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