At least an annual, but I don't think I could take it more often than that. But you never know, there could be a half-yearly review. I'll have a word with Mystic Maggot and see if he'll confer with the Squatts.
Snide Rumours first appeared in Coarse Fisherman, when David Hall was the publisher. It was always the first thing we read, but I have a feeling features like Snide and this Almanac would lose their humour if there was too much of a good thing.