Sayings and proverbs

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Ged

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All us fishermen like fishnets and thigh-length rubber boots whilst standing with our rods firmly gripped in both hands. Old Fishermen never die, they just smell that way.
And only dead fish follow the flow.
Any more for any more?
 
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Ron 'The Hat' Clay

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Hey,

Don't start Ed on this one.

We end up reciting the latest dirty Limericks.

"There once was a Scouser called Ed.....

Over to you.
 
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Ged

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Lymerics about Ed are not what I had in mind. carn't think of anything as yet to continue the lymeric.
I was thinking of such sayings as " In order to protect the masses, I'll keep taking the medication".
 
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ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)

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In order to protect the masses-dont let muslim extremists into catholic churches


think about it .......
 
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David Marrs

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'Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, he wake up in morning with smelly fingah'!!!

Chinese proverb.
 
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Ged

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If at first if you don't succeed...Try reading the instrustions (or is it destructions).
Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
 
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ED (The ORIGINAL and REAL one)

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A bird in the hand gathers no moss.......
 
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jason fisher

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a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush. now that's a down right lie for a start.
 
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Frank "Chubber" Curtis

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Man who pees into wind gets wet shirt.

Man who makes love to woman with big breasts is never on level.
 
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Fishing Gimp

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Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day!

Or how about painting your pecker green and sticking it through your neighbours letterbox shouting 'the martians are coming!' This always breaks the ice at stuffy parties although having said that I have the grave misfortune to actually know some sad individuals who don't need the paint!!!!
 
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