Chris Yates

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Does anyone know a way I can get in touch with the living legend that is Chris Yates?
I doubt very much he would use something so vulgar as a computer....
 
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Ron 'The Hat' Clay

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Pigeon post is probably the best way. He does not list an address and has no phone nor computer.

Seriously, you could try by writing (in long hand please with a swan quill and ink made with soot - typing and ball point pens are of the devil) to Waterlog Magazine.

Affix a Victorian Penny Black for the postage.
 

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"Affix a Victorian Penny Black for the postage."

And don't forget to close the envelope with sealing wax and emboss with your family seal or crest.


b.t.w. he does have a phone :)
 
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Wolfman Woody

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"b.t.w. he does have a phone :)"

Yes, but he no longer answers it since he heard there might be gremlins on the line. Evil modern technology. :eek:)
 
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Ron 'The Hat' Clay

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If you ever visit Chris at his cottage, don't for goodness sake go in a car.

Park your car at least 5 miles away, then get on your sit-up-and-beg bicycle and arrive that way.

Cars are banned anywhere near his "house".

You might get away dressed like an Amish with a pony and buck-board
 
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Ron 'The Hat' Clay

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Chris does have a phone! Probably one of those things you have to wind up.
 

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Write to the creel magazine, and say you know of a mysteriouse lake that holds a couple of 60's and gets visited by the ghostly aparition of a monk. Then he will come to you.
 
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