Tickle Tackle's Craave System

Another terrific contribution from Kevin's fertile brain.

What makes this and previous Tickle Tackle contributions so amusing is the fact that within the wonderful daftness of it all there's a grain of recognisable truth!

Keep them coming, please Kevin.

Lovely. Can I book my place now? Sounds the ideal place to spend my dotage before the good Lord scoops me up in the celestial landing net...

Kevin, have you got shares in Rodney Rest's Retirement home?
Is this just another example of blatant advertising?
Have you no shame!

Jim

Jim, it's just my skewed view on life, some of the items of tackle I see being reviewed deserve to be slightly modified and 'developed'

Laurie

No brown envelope (sorry, reservation request) has turned up yet, can't hold a place for too long....

Clive

I am shocked that you would accuse me of such commercialism, as I sit at my Ercol desk, tapping out this reply on my Fujitsu laptop, breifly pausing to take a sip of Nescafe from my Doulton mug, I take the opportunity to gaze out of the velux window.............

Anyway, I can say that an associate of an aqaintance who has a vague family connection may possibly have a remote interest in the retirement home, allegedly

Regards

Kevin