Dr Len - problems, problems

What price confidentiality?

You can't trust anyone these days with secrets. Yes, you Mr Kevin Perkins. My wife thinking I was gay and you now publishing the fact that Dr Len believes I was looking for Amanda.

I asked you, I begged you not to release that information. I even gave you a kiss when you asked for it.

Now the whole world, well all FISHINGmagic members, knows everything. Nothing is scared. You have betrayed me and still you have not given me Amanda's telephone number.

Hoof hearted! Mr W of High Wycombe.

I'm not scared either .......

Thank you Dr. Len you're a breath of well needed fresh air, my problem is,

A couple of day's ago, I returned from the local tackle shop with the new butt extension for my pole, now 14.5 metre's, not 13, my wife had gone to bed for an afternoon nap, unthinking, I walked into the bedroom to enquire how she was, with, unfortunately my new section in hand, she, gently aroused from her slumber, asked what I had in my hand, I, quite innocently replied, "My new extension piece", she immediately took one look at the length of it and fainted, the only word's she has spoken to me since, (and by the way, she has been sleeping in the spare bedroom), is that she's going back to her mother's.


Now, do I

a. Get rid of the butt piece that has for whatever reason upset her.

Or.

b. Think that every cloud has a silver lining.

I'm afraid Dr. Len did not give the ultimate solution which is get a divorce so that you can go fishing whenever you want to without any hassle.

Dr Len Schuss, is he related to Mr Esk Schuss?
The guy that tried viagra to stiffen up his method mix. Resulted in the fish having stiff tails, hence no fighting qualities.

Dear Mr.W (High Wycombe)

I am only acting as the intermdiary for Dr.Schuss, Graham has retained his services for FM readers at the usual rates. Client/patient confidentiality is assured as names are never published. If people put two and two together, however......

As for the kiss, it was very nice, but a bit less stubble and a bit more tongue next time, and please don't nibble my earlobes and ask me to be your b*tch.

PS

Amanda's phone number is still on her card in that phone box in Castle St.

Merv

Dr. Len thinks your wife was not impressed by the thickness compared to the increased length, and refers you to the scientifically proved formula:
'Long and thin - too far in, short and thick does the trick'

Hope this proves of some use


Regards

Kevin - PA to Dr. Len Schuss