Carp Joke

One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I want you
to make me a new Ark".

Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being. Anything you want
after all you're the guv'

But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time Noah, I don't
want just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other".
"20 DECKS!" screams Noah "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I
fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"

"Yep, that's right, well. Sort of right. This time I want you to fill it
up with fish", God answers.
"Fish?" queries Noah.
"Yep, fish. Well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp - wall to
wall, floor to ceiling - Carp!"
Noah looks to the skies. "OK God my old mucker, let me get this right,
you want a New Ark?"
"Check".
"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?"
"Check".
"And you want it full of Carp?"
"Check".
"Why?" Asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the
end of his tether.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Dunno", says God,

"I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark".

that joke is older than me !

mental or physical age cakey?

both added together !

That's one of Baz's jokes .......

and look how old he is !

Ver Good Tony, enjoyed that one mate!

Baz was around at the same time as Noah ,he checked Noah `s club card and screamed " a two rod rule ,a bloody two rod rule ,not a thousand and two and you can only use barbless hook`s ,any more of this crap and I`ll have to have word`s with your guvnor !

*shakes head*

when cakey was first told that 1 he feel off his dinosaur