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Baz · Oct 21, 2005

At long last somebody has had the foresight to start the ball rolling in forming our very own club.

I will gladly put myself on standby as bailiff, I am the man for the job, as I allready know all the bad uns on this site. I can't wait to start enforceing the bans and kicking people off.

How about this as a job title for a s$$t shifter -: (Risk Assesment Officer)
I kid you not, his job is to go around removeing any dog crap, litter or any other rubbish on the banks before a match.
Oh, how his eyes lit up at his new title.

Wolfman Woody · Oct 21, 2005

Bailiff - Baz?

He only wants a free Platinum ticket.

You'll never see him around the fishery once it's settled in. We're too well behaved giving him no excuse to nick our cards.

Clikfire · Oct 21, 2005

LOL great logo idea Kevin, what about a location for this prime water?

Baz · Oct 21, 2005

And how about a name for this proposed water?

Lake Fiddlemore.

Graham Whatmore · Oct 21, 2005

I fancy being a platinum member, carried to my chosen peg and breakfast when I ring, now thats what I call a club. Needle guns to shoot trespassers and the odd bailiff foolish enough to venture onto the site, great stuff!

Joking aside though, its not such a bad idea that you have come up with Kevin, I don't know how many members we have on here now but ?30 a year would buy a lot of fishing rights I reckon. Mmmmmmmmm.

Ron 'The Hat' Clay · Oct 21, 2005

Whhoooer!!

I don't like that business of being an Icon.

The next step is the bloody wooden overcoat!!

Baz · Oct 21, 2005

We could even name various swims, just like they do at Selby Three Lakes.
And have a wall of shame in the clubhouse.

Baz · Oct 21, 2005

Here?s a few that spring to mind.

Keepnet Corner?. For the Stillwater barbel anglers.

Bluffers Cove?.. For the secretive angler.

Bream beach? for those with no landing nets.

christian tyroll · Oct 21, 2005

i like the sound of gary knowles job'
and i take it anyone who works for this club gets platnium membership?

if this is the case im sure i could fill the vital job of junior representitive!

Bryan Baron 2 · Oct 21, 2005

Put me down for a platnium card. I like my coffee with milk no sugar.

Will there be a club house with bunks for the members that have to travel great distances to the fishery

Baz · Oct 21, 2005

I think Bunks are provided for adult members, but juniors sleep on the floor (o

christian tyroll · Oct 21, 2005

no i think juniors will get kingsize beds and room service because we're at an insecure time our lives ;o

Ged · Oct 21, 2005

Don't forget peg to peg kamode service for the older platinum members. Motorised zimmers and personal nurse service.

Baz · Oct 21, 2005

You will be going for our chip suppers Christian mate.

Steve Spiller · Oct 21, 2005

I've got ?30 going spare, trouble is we would need to cater for the carp boys and the barbel boys.
I hope we would not have to put some whiskers into a puddle as a compromise!

Nice one Kevin.;-)

christian tyroll · Oct 21, 2005

great idea kevin!

you can imagine what the weeklies will say!

anglers mail special edition;

"we review the worlds best fishing club for every type of angling,
they've been going two years now and have won the world carp challenge, best match team ever and have taken the award for most gifted angler (hardly suprising considering 50percent of fisherman are members) !
...........

the list could on!

Steve Spiller · Oct 21, 2005

Christian, mines a cod n chips, large!

Have you seen the time?

Goodnight young un!

Don't forget to do your teeth!

Only joking little mate!

;-)

christian tyroll · Oct 21, 2005

naa i think your right its too late im going to bed lol!

Baz · Oct 21, 2005

Naah, let him stay up DB, its Friday night, and no school tomorrow.

Chris Bishop · Oct 21, 2005

And how about a name for this proposed water?

Lake Fiddlemore.
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