SNOW WHITE

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BAZ (Woodys Twin the Sycophant

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Hahahahaaaa.
I hope it wasn't Snow Whites whole finger you cut off, or was it the one next to it?
 
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Ron 'The Hat' Clay (ACA-Life Member)

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He He He.

What you forgot to add was that a Scouser Wobbit by the name of Edwin Slytoad had nicked all the hubcaps from the wheels of the king and his mates.
 
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Grimmer Knot

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Ran out of characters, mate. Well, two of those featured took it in good humour....

Guess Sleepy's dreaming of Amanda again?
 

carl pepper

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that gave me a good laugh, not many comments from the characters involved though. surely theyve not been offended?
 

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I'm deeply offended, there is no way I would pay for happy hour in one pub never mind in all of them. Bloody cheek!
 
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Ron 'The Hat' Clay (ACA-Life Member)

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I have it on good authority that tomorrow our Monk will become a Gnome in Bury!!

From now on he will be called the "Bury Gnome".
 
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BAZ (Woodys Twin the Sycophant

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If I'd had me wits about me, I would have scalped that bitch Snow White while I had the chance.
 
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Wolfman Woody

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nnnnngnggngngngngng custard zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Amanda nnnnnnnnnnnggngngnngngngngn custard hmmmmm custard.
 
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Kevin Perkins

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I don't mind being Dopey, but a Tart Tackle consultant - Oh no I'm not!

Amanda prefers whipped cream to custard, and she hasn't gto a twin sister - but she is a triplet, how's your imagination now, Woody........?
 
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Fred Bonney

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More dynamite, give me more dynamite,I'll get the bugger back if it kills me.
 
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Tony Rocca

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Ha, just found this, very good, thought Snowy would have walked across the Trent though.
 
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Grimmer Knot

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Tony, glad you saw the funny side; Happy knows more than he's letting on....Mind you, he's got that wallet under lock and key again! Sleepy's in danger of running out of Viagra, Bashful was last seen heading for a club in Rotherham seeking Ruffe Slappers, Dopey's polishing up his CV, Sneezy's eagerly awaiting the new year? And Snowy's still working on the Burboteer's constitution, the Doc is still rambling on about SA, and no word from Grumpy..
 
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Kevin Perkins

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TickleTackle developed a more environmentally friendly spod launcher that used CO2 instead of explosives for propulsion. This was fine until a certain (Northern Monkey)angler found he could re-charge the cartridges with, shall we say, home produced gas, this illegal and potentially life-threatening modification earned the nickname of the 'Gazza'
Thankfully, they have all been recalled, but will be re-introduced once they have been made tamper proof
 
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The Monk

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hahahaha, Brilliant, I nearly missed this one, it was only by chance that I was surfing the net, typed in the words ruffe slapper and this came up?
 
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