Brilliant. Best thing I've seen all day, though it loses a bit in translation:
"....The demolition one amongt us which is why he not sensitive nature shows its cherrys the XXXXXL Futterkoerbe and the fodder bath tub.
"Its patience is admirable if other colleagues with larvae catch well and he does not get bites with cheese and boilie.
"It will disburse itself surely sometime.
"A gist from Timo is the way totally besoffen to look...."
Or how about:
"Even the most boring biting calm becomes in such a way her cure two-leagues affair."
You lot have got to get in touch with these guys and get them over. Can just picture them all fishing with Ron, Swordsy etc.
"Ey oop lads, ha' tha copped out..?
"Nein."
"Nine..? F-me - we in't bin here five minutes...."