Fishing on Startops at Tring a few years ago with Wol and his brother in law, we drew straws to see who was gonna go for the bacon sarnies (cafe on site). Martin lost and off he trouped.
We had found two dried out and shrivelled minnows on the concrete,,,,,,,,,,,,,yes yes,,we wound in his rods and impalled one on each of the rigs and chucked em back out.
For the next 30 mins his rods were showing indications of fish activity but nothing you could strike at like.
We kept telling him is was probably small stuff that couldn't get the mags in!!!!!!
In the end I just couldn't stop myself from laughing, and Wol, and the game was up, but it was the highlight of the day.