Graham wrote, "Please, please, not smilies Graham, anything but smilies."
There'll be no smilies on FM while I've got anything to do with it.
I detest receiving those emails with that row of imbecilic smilies along the bottom which then have the nerve to tell me I can get free emoticons by clicking.....
Free, I wouldn't have them soiling my emails if they paid commission.
Smilies (emoticons) and emails with coloured and fancy backgrounds make me want to throw up.