please gimme the hooks

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Big Swordsy... Satans little helper:O)

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I hope I get the hooks as I have just spent the last of my savings on having the kitchen rewired as it blew up last week and Matt and Adam laugh at my hooks and they say my rods dont match and I cant even afford a lapdace and it's just not fair!!!!
 
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Frothey

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funny thing is lee, its basically the same as a rig i use but stopped as i was getting hammered by the bream!

must be thicko southern bream......
 
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the british record lapdace is 1ld 9 oz from 'long legs' in manchester, a tributary of the Irwell. It was fooled by a limbo rig, naturally.
 
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Is it your birthday today Lee? If so happy birthday! If not - Happy Birthday anyway!
 
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Big Swordsy... Satans little helper:O)

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Yep it's my birthday and I have spent all my dacing dollars on having my kitchen rewired!

They are still water dace so its still open season!

Alright Paul! Thats a big lapdace, Manchester is famous for its dace venues :O)
 
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Jeff Woodhouse

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Get in line Swordsy. I'm unemployed now and can't afford any new hooks. And I have an expensive (to feed) lucky grandson to take fishing.


10p for a cup of tea, Mister?

What do you mean "Here's 20p and get me one too."?
 
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Big Swordsy... Satans little helper:O)

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Alright, alright...how about this?

Graham please give US the hooks...I will let you share my foie gras at Clattercote and Jeff will do you a nice River Dove watercolour....Howzat feryuz!


Come on for the love of God ...just give us the hooks!Aaaaaaaaah!






(Was that too much?)
 
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Frothey

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gonna have to give us the hooks so we can tie a rig incorporating them to be able to be in the catalogue!
 
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Big Swordsy... Satans little helper:O)

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Fame....wasn't that the shittiest programme ever!

I hated that jewish piano playing mongerboot who always looked like he'd been slapped with a fillet of wet cod

And the chombie gaylord prancing pony who was supposed to be a bit of a stud but was as obviously bent as a spoon at a Uri Gellar tea party!

And the curly haired ugly singing bird that looked like she was being electrocuted when she danced!



crap t.v that!
 
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Warren 'Hatrick' (Wol) Gaunt

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Just for Matt




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