Dear Baz

  • Thread starter Kevin Perkins * * * * * * *
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Kevin Perkins * * * * * * *

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But can I just say that perhaps like many other on FM I have formed an impression of your demeanour that is not entirely accurate.

Thankyou for your recent (totally unexpected) emails, offering advice.

I will have a different regard for you from now on.

Kevin
 
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jason fisher

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he's a nice bloke is baz, he's a mischeivous bugger and complete wind up merchant on here, but in real life he's just like compo simmonite.
 
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BAZ (Angel of the North) aka Fester

Guest
After reading the above two postings, the phrase (Assasination of character) springs to mind.
I most vehemently and categorically deny any acts of goodness. I now claim the 5th ammendment on the grounds that anything I say may incriminate myself.

I walk alone.
 
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Jeff Woodhouse

Guest
Hang your head in shame Baz and stop sucking up to southerners. You'e welcome to visit our pleasant areas so long as your wear the bag to cover the spot. We are not having that down here.
 
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BAZ (Angel of the North) aka Fester

Guest
I?ve been reviewing,
the situation.
I?m a bad un and a bad un I shall stay.
No more friends, or good relations,
Stick to the rules, or cards will come my way.

No more being nice to me,
No more kindly words for me,
I?m rotten to the core you see,
I fink you?ll have to fink it out again.
 
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Warren 'Hatrick' (Wol) Gaunt

Guest
Your an old woman Baz, you were nice as pie buying me drinks when we were in Ribchester.


BAZ IS A NICE BLOKE, A GOOD GENT.
 
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Frank "Chubber" Curtis

Guest
And he doesn't mind if we extract the urine out of him.

Now comes the real insult:

BAZ is a kind hearted soul and a true gentleman who loves the world and everybody in it.

Now I'll put on the flak jacket and safety helmet and cower in my bunker.
 
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BAZ (Angel of the North) aka Fester

Guest
Noooooooooooooooooo!
Alcohol allways nullifies my true nature, that's why I don't like it.
 
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Fred Bonney

Guest
If I didn't know better,I'd think they are all after your body Baz.

yeuk
 
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BAZ (Angel of the North) aka Fester

Guest
Any more unfounded accusations of this kind, and I will be hitting the moderator button. Such slanderous talk will not be tollerated.
 
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BAZ (Angel of the North) aka Fester

Guest
Come back Malc, all is forgiven.
I now give you permission to join in this thread.
 
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paul williams 2

Guest
Baz must be a really nice bloke to buy Wol a drink and spend time with him.....even Roy Croppers mate wouldn't do that!!

Perhaps we should all chip in for a trophy for "the nicest bloke on FM"?
 
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Les Clark

Guest
Baz is a nice man ,a very ,very nice man .
That`s blown your cover Baz ,live that down !
 
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BAZ (Angel of the North) aka Fester

Guest
Never heard of Rohypnol Jeff?
Now you know why the catch reports were non existant, Not one of them remembers anything. I had a great time.
 
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Warren 'Hatrick' (Wol) Gaunt

Guest
All i'm saying Jeff is that Baz had some northern tart all over him at the bar, his eye's lit up. He then dissapeared for a while then reappeared in the bunkhouse looking all flustered.....
 
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Cakey

Guest
He is ignoring us Les.............time to publish the e-mails he sent us
 
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