Hi Alan,
I am perhaps one of the most serious members on FM, the rest of the lads muck around most of the time and are a bit daft.
At the moment I am organising an ?on-line petition?, for some months now I have achieved some fantastic angling feats, too numerous to mention, but anyway I have caught a lot and they were big. I have on many occasions given the head of FM
(Graham ?the Don? Marsden?) the chance to reward my obvious angling skills
with a very expensive fishing rod as a prize. He is a bit tight to say the least, and I know for a fact he has piles of very expensive rods all over the place.
So, please sign the following, and forward to Mr Marsden at the first opportunity.
Dear Mr Marsden,
I have witnessed Deanos catch lots of big fish, this is not a lie, I have known him for years and he looks like John Wilson but fatter.
Please send him a very very expensive fishing rod.
I have heard that you are worth a few quid, and as you cant take it with you, why not (just as the angling times is doing at the moment) give all FM regulars a free gift,
A case of Stella would be nice thank you.
Cheers for your help Alan.