A spy in the camp, knowing the rituals and goings on generally in HP(S)S.
Would you, fellow FM readers, allow this man in your Society, letting all your secrets be known to all and sundry?
Which one of us are you, we?ll have you Kevin, or whatever your name is.
The only thing he has not got right, possibly because we keep something?s too ourselves, as individuals, to maintain an element of surprise. Is, that the half bricks have been engraved with the message in mirror image, so as to make a lasting impression on the foreheads of the interlopers and also, should any fall short, we don't have to rewrite the message, after they've been salvaged.
This of course is part of HP(S)S's public image promotion, in warning all other Societies, of the history of any new interlopers, they may come across on their waters.
The half bricks, which have various phrases, to suit your Society?s specific needs, have of course been copywrited and patented and are soon to be available at a reasonable price, especially, if they are required in bulk, from TartTackle.
Please contact me, through this site; if you require any assistance in your security needs, we have become quite adept at propelling intruders, after many attempted invasion attempts.
More news on our latest conquests to follow.
We know who you are Kevin,which is why your competitor got the contract.
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