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Ron 'The Hat' Clay (ACA-Life Member)
Guest
"21 B Aqua Lane,
Flitwick,
Beds
Undated
Dear ****head,
You are nothing more than the biggest ?$%*&!! that I have ever f******well known in my ba*****ing life!!
Not only have you painted MY f*****g fishing hut bright f******g gold, you have gone and dumped shite in MY river. I discovered from the Great Ouse River Board that all the f*****g fish from Thornton Bridge to Stoney Stratford have f*****well expired. EXPIRED!!! that's what I said you f******g t**t!
Serously, you, you son-of-a-b*******d bitch want a f*****g great pineapple inserting into your assole the f*****g apple end first!!
Never, and I repeat NEVER send me any of your f*****g purile letters to me again or I will send my mate Pete with his shotgun loaded with salt to empty two f*****g barrels into your miserable writhing ringpiece.
Get hence you stupid mother F*****g W****er
Best wishes
****"
Old **** never did believe in mincing his words when he lost his temper.
Flitwick,
Beds
Undated
Dear ****head,
You are nothing more than the biggest ?$%*&!! that I have ever f******well known in my ba*****ing life!!
Not only have you painted MY f*****g fishing hut bright f******g gold, you have gone and dumped shite in MY river. I discovered from the Great Ouse River Board that all the f*****g fish from Thornton Bridge to Stoney Stratford have f*****well expired. EXPIRED!!! that's what I said you f******g t**t!
Serously, you, you son-of-a-b*******d bitch want a f*****g great pineapple inserting into your assole the f*****g apple end first!!
Never, and I repeat NEVER send me any of your f*****g purile letters to me again or I will send my mate Pete with his shotgun loaded with salt to empty two f*****g barrels into your miserable writhing ringpiece.
Get hence you stupid mother F*****g W****er
Best wishes
****"
Old **** never did believe in mincing his words when he lost his temper.