Imagine the fun to be had if this Carp got to this country illegally.
It could be put into a secret location, and we could have swepstakes in trying to track it down. Missiles of finely ground chappatti and chips would be hurled out in scud bait rockets. Strange people in full camo gear would go on manouveres for weeks on end.
Who would be the first to befriend Sadam the carp.
