Your Lordship
Glad to hear the picture is OK. By the way, are you sure that nephew is true blood and not the result of some below- stairs dalliance by one of your siblings?
He certainly hasn't inherited your good looks and intelligence.
You might want to sent an underling off to an local apothecary or similar for a home DNA test, then a good whack on your nephew's nose with an empty port bottle should provide enough 'claret'for a sample.
Always best to check these things, particularly when you have such a huge inheritance to consider