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david carr

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just like to say hi , im new to the site had a look around and it looks great.

cheers david
 

Lord Paul

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Welcome aboard - Thoroughly bloody good dite this - just watch out for a few of the regulars. Some of the one to look oit for are

Baz : Card snatcher
Ron : tales of South Africa
Eddie C : Crisp fetish
Deanos : Pie and Fat lady fetish

The others I'll leave for you to find out yourself
 

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David old bean

Also watch out for that idiot nephew of mine Paul Thoroughly Bloody Nice bloke he's a bit dim and drinks advacar.

Do you drink port by any chance david and what's you view on mustard?
 
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Rodney Wrestt

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Glad I'm not on your list of Cads Lord P.

Welcome to the site David.
 
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Kevin Perkins * CLXXX *

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I think you had better get a footman to run up into the attic and look at 'that' picture, either you are turning into your nephew, or he's turning into you....!
 

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Kevin

All the upper class look alike it's the interbreeding. Plus he's family so he's bound to look like me.

Tally Ho
 
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welcome to the site David, there is some very strange people on here
 

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Kevin old chap

Not sure where Oscar Wilde got his idea from
check picture is still safely lock away[/]
 

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welcome to the site it is a very good site full of useful stuff and good information
 

Wendy Perry 2

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Welcome to the nut house mate!!! Enjoy your stay :)


Monk is the strangest, oh and baz and john ledger, and two sex pests Wodders and Paul williams...

The ladies are nice though, we only have the odd couple that post i'm sure you'll have a nice time! ;)
 
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Your Lordship

Glad to hear the picture is OK. By the way, are you sure that nephew is true blood and not the result of some below- stairs dalliance by one of your siblings?

He certainly hasn't inherited your good looks and intelligence.

You might want to sent an underling off to an local apothecary or similar for a home DNA test, then a good whack on your nephew's nose with an empty port bottle should provide enough 'claret'for a sample.

Always best to check these things, particularly when you have such a huge inheritance to consider
 

Lord Paul

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Good point Kevin but since he's doesn't spot me "borrowing" from his bank account I think I'll keep him as my nephew.
I'll try to keep him away from my pc in future - but you never know he may pop up on here again from time to time.

Tally Ho
 
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Rodney Wrestt

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Me and Paul???????????? I'm shocked.... what about Monk?

Who is it that has the kinky uniform? who maks the street lights dim at night when the powertools come out and who is it that pole dances....... errrr, gotta go..... too much at one time :eek:)
 

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Na then Dave, and welcome to the site.

Do you take pies or butties with you when you go fishing mate?

If you were the boss of this site, and a truly great "unknown" angling writer sent in a truly great bit of angling fun to be published...would you give him a chance or slag him off calling him names like "looney" or "daft git" and stuff.

dont sit on the fence now Dave...what do you think mate?
 

David Barber

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Hi david, welcome aboard.

If you need any help (e.g. adding a profile pic) i suggest posting questions in the forums or if you like flick me an email.

Enjoy
 

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Wendy said, "The ladies are nice though, we only have the odd couple."

True, oh so very true. And very odd. One of them anyway, I've not yet met Claudia.
 
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