The Monks Story

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Stevie 12345

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Great story, but one thing I was wondering is that when you wasnt fishing, which porn films did you star in?
 
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sash

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Christ Stevie, don't ask him things like that, he'll go on all week about it!!

Nice story Monk. Rare to see an ex Time Bandit carper that appreciates all the other species.
 
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Warren 'Hatrick' (Wol) Gaunt

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Loved reading that. Great pics too. Stevie, he starred in films such as Monks Manhood and Harry Monks Again, his all time greatest was Mahoooosive Monk part 3, part one and two were ok but a bit gothic. The scene in part three with the bungee is awesome.

:eek:)
 
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Wolfman Woody

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I like the French pic where he appears to have trimmed his tash in the french style.


When in Rome ...............



Well that's the Prologue done, when do we start Chapter One?
 
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you dont half look like dave seaman in france monk,is he a relative.
 
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he's not quite as dodgy as he looks.
great story by the way mr monk.

you do reslise you've lost your mystery now.
it's like kiss unmasked you'll be getting mobbed in the streets.








especially by all them private investigators who are after you from all the rough slappers you've been with.
 
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"when do we start Chapter One?" . . . . . says Woody hoping to get a load of new 'how to pick-up' lines - Jeff, you should know better at your age :)

Monk, thanks for sharing, you are a lot more brave than I :)
 
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Clive Evans 1

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Monk,
Yeah. Not Bad...........But I bet you cant put a Rowntree's maid's T*T in your mouth without chewing it!!
 
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Rodney Wrestt

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Nice one Monk, those are some interesting trophy shots a perfect example of the way different venues dictate body shape and clouring....... the fish too :eek:)

seriously, nice background on yourself and I did mean the above about the fish.

So when do we get to see the book serialised? or is it going to be published at a later date?
 
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Eric Hayes

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Thanks Monk, I always wondered what the funniest guy on FM looked like & now I know.

I'm not trying to pull you or anything and before you ask I'm not drunk but you also rate has one of the better looking members of FM too, but that's only my opinion and my opinion is a long way short of a British standard kit mark. ;oP

One question have you ever appeared in a 1970's porn film?
 
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Looks like some old rocker old being the operative word.
I will never call Keith Richards ugly again.
Nice one Monk
 
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Rodney Wrestt

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"I will never call Keith Richards ugly again."

Yeah John, but that little green duck of his is a right ****.
 
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Robert Woods 1

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Monk,
Interesting story. If I write mine could it include my Darts & Hockey days as I only started fishing in 1961. I see we are same age (I was born in July ahead of you).
 
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Stevie 12345

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Wait till the Monk gets home from work, sorry hes from Manchester,...... I'll start again,....

Just wait till the Monk gets home from the Bookies he is not going to be pleased.

Only kiddin
 
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Wolfman Woody

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""I will never call Keith Richards ugly again."
Yeah John, but that little green duck of his is a right ****."


That was Keith Harris!

I don't know Rodney, sometimes you're a real pl0nka! :eek:)
 
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