Score Lead Core Caption Competition

GrahamM

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Here?s your chance to make everyone chuckle and if you?re one of the top five chuckle-makers you?ll win a set of Kryston lead core products. All you have to do is study the picture and reply to this thread with your caption.

Our Gary ?Barney? Knowles and friends are the subject matter, and just in case you haven?t worked it out, Gary is on the left of the picture.

Have as many goes as you like with a different caption each time - one entry per reply.

Right, good luck everyone, now give it your best shot!

Don?t forget, closing date is Sunday midnight, 19th November 2006.
 
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Kevin Perkins * CLXXX *

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'You can fish there till the cows come home and........!'
 
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Angler Saxon

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Brutus the bullock comtemplates the best angle of attack as he waits his turn in the Ambridge "Toss the angler" contest.
 

matt

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Cow
'Do you mind giving us some privacy in the bedroom please'
 
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Fred Bonney

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Bullock to cameraman.
Do you think, I'm going to Score today?
 

matt

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PLANET EARTH

'If you look closely you will see a heavily camoflaged male human being, Hunting a fish. An amazing example of a lesser being using a tool'
 

Lord Paul

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The cow's spokesperson comes over to complain about the level of methane ommissions
 
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Nigel Connor(ACA ,SAA)

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As endorsed by FM's Gary Knowles, TickleTackle bring you "CAMOO" the ultimate in bankside concealment clothing.Gauranteed to fool the wariest of fish.Fresian and Jersey styles also available.
 

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'Contrary to popular belief us bovines are not the only species releasing methane into the atmosphere. Heres the perfect example of a lesser specimen contributing to global warming'
 

Gav Barbus

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some of you guys on fm dont half talk alot of bullshit. gary knowles says you aint wrong there mucker.
 
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Nigel Connor(ACA ,SAA)

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In a controlled experiment, climate change scientists brought together in a field near Preston, the world's greatest contributors to methene induced global warming to see who was most to blame.
 
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Nigel Connor(ACA ,SAA)

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To boost numbers of visiting Polish anglers, enterprising clubs on a river north of Preston introduce an all you can eat "Surf and Turf" ticket.Available via the internet only.
 
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Terry D

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Angler: "Any more bull from you and it won't be pike on the menu tonight!"
 
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