new year joke

a very handsome young man was sitting in a hollywood agency office
the women who could make people famous just by what she said and wrote
said to the handsome young man you have everything to make you famous and rich in films ,
you are young extremely good looking, elegant ,tall ,slim , have the right voice
in fact you are perfect so i would like to represent you what is your name ,
his reply was PENIS VAN LESBIAN

she said i am sorry but you will have to change your name ,that name is no good for films
his reply was i was born and christened
PENIS VAN LESBIAN so i will keep it ,
the women answers well i am very sorry but unless you consider changing your name i cannot represent you in hollywood ,

ten years later the women receives a rather large cheque for $50,000 and a letter which read
dear miss so and so i came to see you ten years ago wating to get into films
you said you would make me famous if a changed my name ,
i stupidly refused at the time but after lot,s and lot,s of thought ,
i decided to change my name from PENIS VAN LESBIAN as you suggested

so i would like to thank you very much please give this money to a charity of your choice ,SIGNED SCROLL DOWN FOR WHO IT WAS






****-VAN-DYKE