I can let you have membership of one of the most productive, picturesque and exclusive trout beats outside Scotland, and the good news is that it's only ?2,000 per week, which should be no problem for a Lord. Even better it comes with a guide (me). I am of course talking about the river Don. The water also contains lots of nuisance grayling, chub, big roach and perch, and tons of dace. By the way if anyone tells you it's free fishing, they are clearly ex-middlewood patients and suffering delusions caused through living in the community.
Cash only, no cheques
Sherlock