Something Fishy

To brighten up these cold dark evenings I would like to read some funny fishing related stories or Jokes. The normal banter on site has me in tears at times so I look forward to what is to follow when you really try to be funny!

Heres my starter for ten .....


1) What goes down a river at 25 mph?
2) What goes down a river at 15 mph?
3) what goes down a river at 0 mph?

Answers:-

1) A motorpike
2) A motorpike with a sidecarp
2) A motorpike with a sidecarp stuck in a tench.

It's not fishy, but I think it's funny,and there's nothing else turned up yet.

Man comes home from the pub and says to wife

"I've just been talking to our milkman and he says he has slept with every woman in this road except one"

"I wonder who that could be" she says