Yeah, well, big him up if you like, but I'm here to tell you there is a darker side to our Mister perkins!!
My tittle-tattle at 'Tickle-Tackle' tells me that the two top "Baytes" are being reserved for the top brass only. You the paying public wont get a sniff of this pair of super-baits.
Well I'm going to blow the whistle on these two, which are provisionally known as 'Cakey's Crumb' and 'Frothey's Fractals'.
I can't give the exact production process, but this is what I've found out.
Cakeys Crumb is a mix of pasta rice water-biscuits and glacier water, absolutely guaranteed to be completely flavour-free, a real turn-on for the bigger selective carp that are grossed out on Glugs.
Frothey's Fractals are a new boilie/paste sensation, a supreme distillation of every single foodstuff known to the modern world.
And you can't buy these, not even with Ron's Rands!!
So Kevin, your secret's out.
Sue and be damned.