Lovely Pair.

geminus

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Like to get my hands on a pair like that; what do you think they weigh?
 
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The Monk

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pervs the lot of you,

last time I take the wife fishing
 

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She out fished you again then monk. Nice of you to hold the fish and have your picture taken so the wife didn't get dirty hands.
 

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That woman would never be allowed on the beach at Skegness I can tell you.

The only birds I have seen with a couple of fish like that also had a mountain of chips and a can of Fanta to wash it all down with.

Also...if she had a fag hanging out the side of her gob, headscarf, couple of curlers in, 40" waist and a few tattoos and a Pontefract accent...well..chances are I would know her!!!
 

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OH NO!...NOT AGAIN!

May I remind you Raymundo that such women are definitely at the top of the tottie tree where I come from! I am also considered a model for the average male in Yorkshire I can tell you!....the Pizza lad, who often calls around twice a day with a bubbling Italian cheese snack for me says he wants to grow up just like me.

Bless him....hee hee hee, the wee lad is only about 15st Raymundo....but I shall do my best to fleash the poor little chap out a bit.....I dont want the kids calling him a "skinny southern softy" int playground as he nicks dinner money off em do I???
 

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Deanos,

I saw one of your birds laying on the beach, green peace towed her into the water, i had to stop them. Whales dont grow that big i said, sorry they said.

In compensation they gave her a large tub of ice cream, and an extra large portion of cod and chips, the ice cream had a sausage sticking out the side, sorry no chocolate flakes they said. She was happy/forum/smilies/big_smile_smiley.gif
 
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Robert Woods (ACA)

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She must be a carper as she has a matching pair of big tits sorry pits.../forum/smilies/party_smiley.gif.
 
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Tony Rocca

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The one on theleft is a good 5lb in my experience, and, as is usually the case, the one on theright is slightly smaller.

But still worth avin.

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What swim is she in, she mite take a ballie hair rig. /forum/smilies/wink_smiley.gif
 
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