ps.
Peter, I dont know if you are single, but if so, the next time you are over in Yorkshire, would you like to take me mam out to the bingo or something?
I know you are a bit of a "gentleman", and me mam is a bit of a lady, in fact she is the only woman at the Castleford WMC who drinks from a straight pint glass, all the others a bit common and swig from the bottles!.
Anyway, the offers there,also, she has just had her varicose viens done, so when she hoists up skirt to show everyone her huge belly grabbersand sing "knees up mother brown" outside the local chuck wagon on the way home from the bingo, you wont be embarrassed.
