No problem at all Evan. I can tell you precisely where it is, but there is a stipulation that if you're not a member of any specific single species group, e.g: Barbel Society, Chub Study, Tenchfishers, Perch Spinners, Gudgeon Gobblers or Bream Baggers then I would have to shoot you afterwards.
Tell you what, in order to keep the kill rate low and thereby avoiding the accusation of committing genocide, I'll email you.