Thanks for all your replies!
Stevie, I'm 3/4 through reading Shantaram. Undoubtedly this bloke has a massive ego, but to read his lifestory was amazing.I can relate to some of the places he refers to in Mumbai, I stayed in one of the hotels, and drank in one of the bars. I agree with you, it's the best book I've ever read.
Phil, please tell the Monk that making friends as in the picture is pretty difficult in India (but not impossible/forum/smilies/smile_smiley.gif. There is a solution at hand though: Take an inexpensiveflight to Bangkok. After that,but only if you have the energy, make your way to Cambodia. Enough said I think.